No way!

At 82 years old I decided today that I am absolutely not going to leave this world until this pandemic is over! My death certificate is going to be truthful not a false statistic! If I am going to move on to another place it is going to be because I got hit by a car, fell out of an airplane or ate a poisonous apple. I might consider a heart attack, but I will not accept corona-virus as a reason for my no longer being here.