Handicapped?

I got a surprise when I stopped by the DMV to get my driver's license renewed. In the process,I was given a handicap form. I asked, what is this for? The girl said it was on my record. I replied, " I don't think so". She then asked if I had ever had one. Then I remembered I did have one for awhile when I had my hip replacement six years ago. She said, "Well now you get a permanent one." I said, "I didn't know I was handicapped!" I decided, what the heck, it just might come in handy one of these days. 

Another good thing about being my age is I no longer have to pay for a license!